Admit it, you all wanted a Swiss Army knife as soon as you saw MacGuyver. Oh, the dreams of stopping a smuggling ring, shutting down a drug baron, or (in my personal favorite episode) going back in time (or another dimension), helping Merlin (yes, that Merlin), and showing him the wonders of matches and scissors - all accomplished through the miracle of a rubber band, a paper clip, and..the Swiss Army knife.
Well, the Swiss Army company (?) has created a knife that would put MacGuyver to shame. Or, looking at it another way, allow him to SAVE THE WORLD.
You're all on notice: this is what I want from Santa.