Well, no. Really, I just have time to share this website, which lists numerous science badges. I'm pretty sure I qualify for the:
- "I left the respectable sciences to pursue humanistic studies of the sciences" badge
- "I can be a prick when it comes to science" badge
- "sexing up science" badge
- "I know what a tadpole is" badge
- "somewhat confused as to what scientific field I actually belong to" badge
- "statistical linear regression" badge
There may be others, but I have certainly not earned the "have violated the posterior of an animal in the name of science" badge.